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So he popped the question, and she said, “It’s about frikkin’ time!” White Lace and Panic takes it from there, featuring everything from a bride’s planning timetable (“Nine to twelve years in advance: get engaged”) to tips for finding the perfect wedding dress (“Pay attention to price tags, and try not to laugh hysterically”), unique gift registry suggestions (liquor stores, casinos), overly clever guest book ideas, and so much more. Boldly go where Martha Stewart wouldn’t be caught dead…and all for just 99 cents.
Click HERE to visit the book's Kindle sales page at Amazon.com. The page will open in a new window so you won't lose your place in my brilliant blog. Have you heard? Ultra-bright lipstick colors are really hot right now. Insiders refer to this look as the “bold lip” or the “strong lip,” which makes us think of a pouty woman hefting a sofa with her mouth. Carsonmania’s new line of lip colors creates all the looks you need, day and night: Don’t Give Me Any Lip to wear to the office and put obnoxious co-workers in their place. Lip My Stocking for a faux-seductive Japanese look, a la “Lost In Translation.” Lip Service to wear at suppertime, when you’re waiting on your husband & kids hand and foot (and lip). Stiff Upper Lip for those months on end when your house is being bombed by the Luftwaffe. |
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