Holy Toledo! Only 16 days until Christmas, and I still need to buy presents for 634 cardinals.
Wanted to create world peace today, but had 2 many meetings and never got around 2 it.
Should have jumped into Twitter before all the good handles were taken. @pontifex sounds like laundry detergent.
Yesterday’s tweet mis-translated “faithful” as “get lost” in Swahili. Lost 4 million Kenyan followers in one day. Bummer.
Hey, @lindsaylohan, how come you never followed me back?